[Rant] Bloody hell...

I don't like to /blist people.

I try to be polite with people.
I try to relax and goof off with people.
Sometimes, that leads me to hating people.
I have the luck of meeting "needy" guys.
They got the wrong ideas.
I'll meet these guys in an EXP PT (Experience Points Party).
I don't see them, again
Ever.
But, I keep getting tells from them.
They try to have a conversation with me in an EXP PT.

For God's sake, I cannot have a conversation with you while I'm EXP PTing!

Play WHM more easily?
No.
My job is to keep on top of things.
My job is to cure all ailments before you can say, "Oh, #@%&, I'm silenced!"
My job is to give Haste before anyone even notices it's gone.
My job is to watch the screen like a hawk for keywords.
My job is to make sure my PT members are rarely below yellow.
I like playing my job.
I find my job fun.
I find the way I play my job fun.
I'm too busy supporting my PT.

I told you; I have a boyfriend.
No, I will not do anything with you behind his back.
Yes, he does need to know you're trying to do stuff with me.
No, I'm not going to dump him for you.
I'm sorry; I just met you.
I cannot help you with your problems.
Look, I cannot "become your friend" solely on tells.
I made my friends because we all hanged out in the same LS.
Why should you be an exception?
How can you be an exception?
You cannot be an exception to that.

I'm sorry, but I do not want to be your "lady friend."
Go try someone else.
And don't be a kid and go around spreading lies and rumors about me.
Unless you want to make me look better once they finally meet me, then go ahead.

/fumes.